The NEW S-M-R-T

So Family Guy is my favourite cartoon show on TV. Don't get me wrong. I'm a huge Simpsons fan, but Family Guy is just so much funnier now than the Simpsons. Case in point. The recent episode where Peter is on Wheel of Fortune ("I take thee Quagmire") and chooses the "letters" as you see in the above picture. Genius of the creators of Family Guy to create something just as funny as Homer Simpson's famous "I am so smart" quote.

Someone not so S-M-R-T...
I heard recently that George W. Bush is the president most likely to push the big red button that will launch nuclear missiles in every direction around the world before his term is up. I also heard that if the Democrats win back the house in these 2006 mid-terms, they'll try and impeach him and remove him from office. Wishful thinking or truth? We'll have to find out.

Island Drivers...
don't honk their horns at all!! I'm serious. I moved here from Vancouver almost 2 years ago, and I have heard only one car honk it's horn and that would be mine. Seriously. You can be sitting in your car at a red light behind 10 cars and when the light changes to green, the first car could be sitting there for like 10 minutes and no one will honk at them. Island life is quite different. Sometimes it is great and relaxing, but other times, when you are rushing to make an appointment, the pace here can be very annoying. Don't get me wrong though; I don't miss the 1 hour trips from home to the corner store that I would have to suffer through in Richmond or Vancouver, but sometimes, people realizing a light has changed colour, would be beneficial.

To the IDIOT!!!...
That decided that he'd put his high beams on while driving behind me on the Duke Point Highway when I was going to pick Tanya up... you are an IDIOT!!! You don't need high beams when I'm driving in FRONT OF YOU!!! Bastard.

Tim Horton's...
Rules. Especially on the Island. There are so many of them around and when you have a job like mine that requires you to be on the road at 6am in the morning, a coffee or tea from Timmy's is a great start to the day. Especially on those cold winter 6am mornings. Oh, and try their bagel with peanut butter and jam. Really yummy as a once in a while treat!!! One complaint though. I hardly ever win the Roll up the Rim to Win contest. I want more than the occasional free coffee or donut. I want the car to follow me home like in the commercial. Is that too much to ask for?

WEll, that's it for today. Stay tuned true believers for another exciting blog tomorrow!!!

p.s. - Jeremy. You can't drive... and Gloria has LOST more masculine wiles than you will ever have!!! =) No offense Glor.